染雾1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?
Amushroom.(蘑菇)
2.Whatissmallerthananinsect'smouth?
Anythingiteats.
3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?
Drums,thatiseardrums.(鼓膜)
4.What'stoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?
Asecret.
5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?
Aphotographer.
6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisn'tacat?
Akitten.(小猫)
7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?
Daybreaks,butdoesn'tfall;nightfalls,butdoesn'tbreak.
8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?
Anecho.(回声)
9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?
Theyarealldead.
10.Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer'yes"to"
Areyouasleep?
11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?
Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.
12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse?
Becausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansay"Putontwocoatsforbestresults."
13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?
Postoffice.
14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?
Theymakefacesallday.
15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?
Sixty.
16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?
Whenyouareinit.
17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?
Two-insideandoutside.
18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?
Adoorbell.
19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?
Onhisfeet.
20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,what'sthefirstthinghedid?
Hegotwetfirstofall.
21.Whoisn'tyoursisterandisn'tyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?
Imyself.
22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?
Acomb.
23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?
Afarmer.
24.Whydoestimefly?
Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.
25.Namefi
Thedaybeforeyesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.
26.Whatanimaleatsanddrinkswithitstail?
Alldo.Noanimaltakesoffitstailwheneatinganddrinking.
27.Whathasasoftbedbutneversleeps,abigmouthbutneverspeaks?
Ariver.
28.Whatkindofdogneverbite?
Ahotdog.
29.WhydoestheStatueofLibertystandinNewYorkHarbor?
Becauseitcan'tsitdown.
30.Whatdidoneinvisiblemansaytotheotherinvisibleman?
It'snicenottoseeyouagain.
31.Whatwearsacapbuthasnohead?
Abottle.
32.Whatrisesinthemorningandwavesallday?
Aflag.
33.Whatisanastronomer?(天文学家)?
Anightwatchmanwithacollegeeducation.
34.Howcanyoutellclocksandwatchesareshy?
Becausetheyalwayshavetheirhandsinfrontoftheirfaces.
35.Whatiswind?
Airinahurry.
36.Whatcomesaftertheletter"A"?
Alltheotherletters.
37.WhatstartswithaT,endswithaT,andisfullofT?
Teapot.
38.Whatwordcanyoumakeshorterbyaddingtoit?
Short.
39.Whatpersondoeseverymantakehishatoffto?
Abarber.
40.Whydoestheboycarryaladdertotheschool?
Becausehewantstogotohighschool.
41.Whatcanyouswallowthatcanalsoswallowyou?
Water.
42.What'sthedifferencebetweenahillandapill?
Ahillishardtogetupandapillishardtogetdown.
43.WhyisituselesstosendalettertoWashington?
Becausehe'sdead.
44.Adoctorandalawyerlovedthesamegirl.Thelawyerwentawayforaweekandgavethegirlsevenapplesbeforeheleft.Why?
Becauseanappleadaykeepsthedoctoraway.
45.Whatwillyoudoifaman-eatingtigerisrunningafteryou?
Nothing.BecauseI'mawoman.
46.Whatalwaystravelsonfoot?
Ashoe.
47.Wherecanhappinessalwaysbefound?
Inthedictionary.
48.Whatishigherwithoutaheadthanwithahead?
Apillow.(枕头)
49.Whydon'tyouadvertiseforyourlostdog?
Hecan'tread.
50.Onwhichsidedoesabirdhavethemostfeathers?
Theoutside.
51.Whatisthebestthingtokeepinhotweather?
Cool!
52.Whatisneveruseduntilit'sbroken?
Anegg.
53.What'saskeleton?(骨架)
It'salotofboneswithoutthepersononthem!
54.Whatisdarkbutmadebylight?
Ashadow.
55.Whatcanyoubreakwithonlyoneword?
Silence.
56.Whatstaysindoorsnomatterhowmanytimesyouputitout?
Thelight.
57.Apolicemansawatruckdrivergoingthewrongwaydownaone-waystreet,butdidn'tgivehimaticket.Why?
Becausethetruckdriverwaswalking.
58.Wherecanmilkbebeststored?
Inacow.
59.Whichcanmovefaster,heatorcold?
Heat,becauseyoucancatchcoldeasily.
60.What'sthehardestthingaboutlearningskating?
Theice.
61.Whathascitieswithnohouses,riverswithoutwaterandforestswithouttrees?
Amap.
62.Whatcanbemeasuredbuthasnolength,widthorthickness?
Thetemperature.
63.WhatmakestheTowerofPisalean?
Itnevereats.
64.Whyiswritingcalledhandwriting?
Ifpeoplewrotewiththeirfeet,wewouldhavetocallitfootwriting.
65.Iftherewereonlythregirlsintheworld,whatdoyouthinktheywoulddo?
Twoofthemwouldgettogetheranstalkabouttheotherone.
66.HowmanygreatmenhavebeenborninLondon?
None.Onlybabies.
67.Whencanyouhaveanemptypocketandstillhavesomethinginit?
Whenyouhaveaholeinyourpocket.
68.Thegreateritis,thelessitcanbeseen.Whatisit?
Darkness.
69.Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.WhatamI?
Ahole.
70.Whomaymarrymanyawifeandstaysingleallofhislife?
Apriest.(牧师)
