染雾骂人搞笑的英文句子大全集 篇一
In this article, we have compiled a collection of hilarious English phrases that can be used to insult someone in a light-hearted manner. These phrases are meant to bring a smile to your face rather than offend anyone. So, let's dive into the world of funny insults!
1. "You have a face for radio and a voice for silent movies."
2. "If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off."
3. "You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons."
5. "You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
6. "I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you."
7. "You're like a slinky – not really good for anything, but you still bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."
8. "I'd call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose."
9. "You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away."
10. "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."
These funny insults are meant to be lighthearted and not to be taken seriously. Remember to use them with caution and only in appropriate situations where the recipient will understand the humor behind them.
骂人搞笑的英文句子大全集 篇二
In this article, we have compiled another collection of amusing English phrases that can be used to playfully insult someone. These phrases are meant to be humorous and not meant to cause any harm or offense. So, let's dive into the world of witty insults!
1. "If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."
2. "You're so dense, light bends around you."
3. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you're unarmed."
4. "You're so boring, you could make a dictionary fall asleep."
5. "If I had a dollar for every brain cell you have, I'd have one dollar."
6. "You're as sharp as a marble."
7. "I'm not saying you're stupid, but if there were a zombie apocalypse, you'd be safe."
8. "Your face could make an onion cry."
9. "You're so slow, you make snails look like Olympic sprinters."
10. "I'm sorry if my opinion offended you. You should hear the ones I keep to myself."
Remember, these funny insults are meant to be light-hearted and not to cause any genuine harm. Always consider the context and the relationship you have with the person before using these phrases. The goal is to bring a smile to someone's face, not to hurt their feelings.
骂人搞笑的英文句子大全集 篇三
1. Don ’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
2. Are you insane/crazy/out of you mind?你疯了吗?
3. You are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病！
4. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了!
5. Ican’ttakeitanymore我受不了了!(李阳老师常用
6. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦!
7. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子!
8. You make me so mad. 你气死我了啦。
9. 英语骂人的话
10. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!
11. xxx you! x你x
12. Who says? 谁说的?
13. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑!
14. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！
15. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
16. You’ve ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。
17. You’re away too far 你太过分了。
18. That’s terrible、真糟糕!
19. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔xxx盖
茨常用
20. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人！
21. Get out of my life. 从我的生活中消失吧。
22. Don’t look at me like that 别那样看着我。
23. We‘re through 我们完了!
24. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！
25. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！
26. You're such a bitch!你这个**！
27. You’ll be sorry 你会后悔的。
28. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！
29. Don't be that way!别那样！
30. stupid 蠢货
31. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了!
32. I can’t help it. 我没办法。
33. You make me sick!你真让我恶心透了!
34. Drop dead 去死吧!
35. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!
36. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟！
37. I detest you! 我恨你！
38. Get out of my face从我面前消失!
39. get out！ 滚！
40. I can’t believe your never 你好大的胆子!
41. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！
42. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!
43. I hate you! 我讨厌你!
44. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!
45. What ’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
46. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！
47. Drop dead. 去死吧！
48. xxx 杂种
49. I can’t take it anymore 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用)
50. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
51. xxx 屁眼
52. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
53. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人!
54. Get lost.滚开!
55. It’s none of your business 关你屁事!
56. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！
57. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
58. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!
59. go to hell！ 去死！
60. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
61. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！
62. Leave me alone 走开。
63. That’s terrible. 真糟糕!
64. Don’t touch me! 别碰我！
65. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话?
66. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。
67. What’swrongwithyou?你怎么回事?
68. We’re through.我们完了！
69. xxx off. 滚蛋。
70. stupid idlot白痴
71. You’re such a bitch! 你这个婊子!
72. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回来！
73. Damn you!
74. What ’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
75. That‘s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
76. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。
77. Shut up! 闭嘴!
78. idiot 傻瓜
79. Enough is enough! 够了够了！
80. stupid jerk xxx
81. You’ve ruined everything 全都让你搞砸了。
82. Don’t give me your shoot. 别跟我胡扯。
83. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子！
84. Drop dead. 去死吧!
85. That’s your problem 那是你的问题。
86. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?
87. freak 怪物
88. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）
89. Don’t give me your **** 别跟我胡扯。
90. You look guilty 你看上去心虚。
91. How dare you! 你敢！
92. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子!
93. You’re nothing to me 你对我什么都不是。
94. Get out of my life 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
95. Can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。
96. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
97. I don’t want to see you! 我不愿再见到你！
98. Don‘t be that way! 别那样!
99. 贱人永远都是贱人，就算经济危机了，你也贵不了
100. We’re through.我们完了!
101. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
102. You’re an xxx. 你这缺德鬼。
103. You're just a good for nothing bum!你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
104. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。
105. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？
106. We’re through 我们完了!
107. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!
108. Leave me alone.走开。
109. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事!
110. You‘re so carele你真粗心。
111. Get off my back、少跟我罗嗦。
112. Youpissmeoff你气死我了。
113. Knock it off 少来这一套。
114. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿!
115. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
116. You xxx! 你这杂种！
117. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
118. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事?
119. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
120. God damn it! 他X的!
121. Don’t be that way! 别那样!
122. You make me so mad、你气死我了啦。
123. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做！
124. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses.别找借口。
125. Get out of my face 从我面前消失！
126. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx!
127. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你!
128. 骂人的英语句子
129. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了！
130. You stupid jerk!你这xxx！
131. Give me a break 饶了我吧。
132. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗?
133. Get the hell out of here! 滚开！
134. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？
135. 大伙是愿意听啊，是愿意听啊，还是是愿意听啊，我决不强求。
136. **** off 滚蛋。
137. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around!别鬼混了！
138. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
139. Don’t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。
140. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿！
141. You xxx! 你这杂种!
142. Don’t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨!
143. Don’t push me ! 别逼我!
144. You're xxxing piece of shit！xxx就是一砣屎，xxx什么也不是！
骂人搞笑的英文句子大全集 篇四
1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!
2. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。
3. Who says? 谁说的？
4. That’s terrible、真糟糕！
5. What the hell is going on with that god damn dirty language stuff？那个满口脏话的家伙***的到底在干什么？
6. What did you say? 你说什么?
7. son of bitch xxx
8. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回来!
9. Who do you think you are?你以为你是哪根葱?
10. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！
11. Shut up! 闭嘴！
12. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx！
13. Get over yourself.别自以为是。
14. Get lost滚开!
15. I’m sick of it. 我都腻了。
16. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
17. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！
18. suck for you SB
19. I detest you!我恨你！
20. 骂人的英语单词
21. Who says?谁说的？
22. Get lost.滚开！
23. The xxxing mofo， I want to kill you！Cocksucker！***的，我要杀了你！***！
24. Get over yourself 别自以为是。
25. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!
26. Who do you think you're talking to?你以为你在跟谁说话？
27. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！
28. You’re a pain in the ass 你这讨厌鬼。
29. That’s terrible 真糟糕!
30. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
31. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
32. I detest you! 我恨你!
33. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。
34. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
35. You make me so mad你气死我了啦。
36. How dare you! 你敢!
37. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔·盖茨常用)
38. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？ What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
39. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!
40. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
41. You're so careless.你真粗心。
42. get out! 滚!
43. You’re so careless 你真粗心。
44. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth?你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
45. It’s unfair. 太不公平了。
46. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
47. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
48. Don’t give me your shit. 别跟我胡扯。
49. Don’t give me your attitude 别跟我摆架子。
50. I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。
51. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
52. I wish I had never met you 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
53. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！
54. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)
55. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
56. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？
57. I’ve had enough of your garbage 我听腻了你的废话。
58. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了!
59. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
60. You're xxxing piece of shit！ xxx就是一砣屎，xxx什么也不是！
61. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。
62. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
63. your mother xxxing bull shit ！TMD一派胡言！
64. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！
65. Don’ttalktomelikethat!别那样和我说话!
66. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思?
67. You asked for it、你自找的。
68. Fuck off. 滚蛋。
69. You’re crazy! 你疯了！
70. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！
71. Playing with fire 找死
72. That’s your problem.那是你的问题。
73. You asked for it. 你自找的。
74. I could kill you! 我宰了你！
75. It’s none of your business关你屁事!
76. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
77. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
78. What's wrong with you?/What's your problem? 你怎么回事?
79. Pervert !变态、流氓
80. Don’t touch me! 别碰我!
81. Don't push me !别逼我！
82. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗？
83. whore xxx
84. You’re crazy! 你疯了!
85. What did you say? 你说什么？
86. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听!
87. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！
88. You’re a pain in the ass、你这讨厌鬼。
