染雾英语搞笑经典句子大全集 篇一
在这篇文章中，我将为您带来一些搞笑的英语经典句子。这些句子不仅可以帮助您学习英语，还能让您开怀大笑。让我们一起来看看吧！
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
（我告诉我妻子她应该接受自己的错误。她给了我一个拥抱。）
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
（为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们组成了一切！）
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
（我曾经是一个面包师傅，但我赚不到足够的钱。）
4. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
（我正在读一本关于反重力的书。它简直让人难以放下！）
5. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
（我过去是凭听觉弹钢琴的。现在我用手弹。）
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
（你怎么称呼假意大利面？面条冒牌货！）
7. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
（我问图书馆管理员是否有关于妄想症的书。她低声说，“它们就在你身后！”）
8. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
（为什么骷髅不互相打架？因为它们没有胆量！）
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
（我曾经是一个面包师傅，但我赚不到足够的钱。）
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
（为什么自行车会倒下？因为它太累了！）
这些句子希望能给您带来欢乐和轻松，同时也增加您的英语学习乐趣。希望您喜欢！
英语搞笑经典句子大全集 篇二
在这篇文章中，我将为您带来另一些搞笑的英语经典句子。这些句子能够让您忍俊不禁，同时也能提高您的英语水平。让我们来看看吧！
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
（为什么稻草人获得奖项？因为他在他的领域里非常杰出！）
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
（我告诉我妻子她应该接受自己的错误。她给了我一个拥抱。）
3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
（我正在读一本关于反重力的书。它简直让人难以放下！）
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
（为什么科学家不相信原子？因为它们组成了一切！）
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
（我曾经是一个面包师傅，但我赚不到足够的钱。）
6. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
（我问图书馆管理员是否有关于妄想症的书。她低声说，“它们就在你身后！”）
7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
（为什么骷髅不互相打架？因为它们没有胆量！）
8. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
（我过去是凭听觉弹钢琴的。现在我用手弹。）
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
（你怎么称呼假意大利面？面条冒牌货！）
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
（为什么自行车会倒下？因为它太累了！）
这些句子希望能为您带来欢乐和轻松，同时也能提高您的英语水平。希望您喜欢！
英语搞笑经典句子大全集 篇三
1. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
2. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
3. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
4. 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！
5. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.
6. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
7. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
8. 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。
9. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
10. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
11. 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。
12. 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。
13. no money no talk 没钱免谈
14. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.
15. 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。
16. Love who who 爱谁谁。
17. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
18. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。
19. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
20. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都
买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and
21. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
22. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
23. A tall order 强人所难
24. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。
25. 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。
26. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。
27. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!
28. 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。
29. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.
30. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.
31. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。
32. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.
33. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎
34. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。
35. Adamxxxs apple 喉结
36. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
37. Sick as a dog 病重bai
38. 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。
39. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。
40. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
41. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?
42. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.
43. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.
44. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
45. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!
46. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.
47. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
48. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
49. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。
50. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
51. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。
52. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。
53. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?
54. Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
