染雾骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇一
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
I'm sorry, were you talking? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my own awesomeness.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I'm not saying you're dumb, but you're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but if you were a potato, you'd be a really weird-looking potato.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
You must be the square root of negative one because you can't be real.
骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇二
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber".
I'm not saying you're stupid, but if there were a Zombie apocalypse, you'd be safe.
You're so slow, you make snails look fast.
I'm not saying you're lazy, but if there was a competition for doing nothing, you'd probably come in second place. Because you'd be too lazy to even participate.
You must have been absent the day they taught common sense.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
I'm not saying you're a complete idiot, but there isn't enough room in the world for your ego and your intelligence.
You're so clumsy, you could trip over a cordless phone.
I'm not saying you're boring, but I'd rather watch paint dry than listen to you talk.
If being annoying was a profession, you'd be a billionaire.
Remember, these sentences are meant to be light-hearted and humorous. They should not be used to intentionally hurt or insult someone. Always consider the feelings of others before using any kind of language that may be interpreted as offensive or hurtful.
骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇三
1. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?
2. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做！
3. 英语骂人的话
4. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
5. Don’t give me your shoot. 别跟我胡扯。
6. idiot 傻瓜
7. Cut it out. 省省吧。
8. You're so careless.你真粗心。
9. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！
10. Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。
11. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人！
12. suck for you SB
13. We’re through 我们完了!
14. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!
15. Leave me alone 走开。
16. What do you want? 你想怎么样?
17. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses 别找借口。
18. That’s terrible 真糟糕!
19. I’m sick of it 我都腻了。
20. It’s unfair. 太不公平了。
21. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
22. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?
23. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！
24. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！
25. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。
26. I’m sick of it. 我都腻了。
27. Give me a break 饶了我吧。
28. Who do you think you're talking to?你以为你在跟谁说话？
29. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
30. You are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病!
31. You’re away too far. 你太过分了。
32. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！
33. You've ruined everything.全都让你搞砸了。
34. Can’t you do anything righ
t? 成事不足，败事有余。
35. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx！
36. We‘re through 我们完了!
37. Get lost.滚开!
38. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
39. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回来!
40. You asked for it、你自找的。
41. Drop dead. 去死吧！
42. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
43. You're a joke!你真是一个小丑！
44. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。
骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇四
1. I detest you!我恨你！
2. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）
3. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不该那样做!
4. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔·盖茨常用)
5. I detest you! 我恨你!
6. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！
7. You’re an xxx 你这缺德鬼。
8. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！
9. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话?
10. Don’t be that way! 别那样！
11. Take a hike!哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
12. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
13. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊?
14. get out！ 滚！
15. xxx 杂种
16. God damn it! 他X的!
17. The xxxing mofo， I want to kill you！Cocksucker！***的，我要杀了你！***！
18. It’s not my fault 不是我的错。
19. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑！
20. Bullshit! 胡说!
21. Playing with fire 找死
22. I don’t want to hear it 我不想听!
23. You’re an xxx. 你这缺德鬼。
24. Drop dead. 去死吧!
25. Don’t push me ! 别逼我！
26. Nonsense! 鬼话!!
27. Don’t give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。
28. Knock it off 少来这一套。
29. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
30. Don't bother me.别烦我。
31. Don't be that way!别那样！
32. dick 老二
33. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！
34. You’ve ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。
35. Don’t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。
36. We’re through. 我们完了!
37. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
38. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用)
39. Who says?谁说的？
40. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟!
41. Look at the meyou’ve made! 你搞得一团糟!
42. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你!
43. You xxx! 你这杂种!
44. xxx 屁眼
45. Get the hell out of here! 滚开！
46. You never tell the truth! 你从来就不说实话!
47. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
48. your mother xxxing bull shit ！TMD一派胡言！
骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇五
1. Don’t make so much noise. I’m working. 别吵，我在干活。
2. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
3. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve everheard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!
4. I can’t help it 我没办法。
5. stupid 蠢货
6. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
7. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
8. I can’t help it. 我没办法。
9. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次！
10. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思?
11. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!
12. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around!别鬼混了！
13. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）
14. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦!
15. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人!
16. What did you say? 你说什么？
17. You pime off. 你气死我了。
18. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！
19. I could kill you! 我宰了你!
20. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!
21. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。
22. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！
23. You’re impossible 你真不可救药。
24. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说?
25. You‘re so carele你真粗心。
26. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了!
27. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!
28. You’re such a bi-tc-h! 你这个婊-子!
29. We’re through.我们完了！
30. whore xxx
31. Don’t push me ! 别逼我!
32. Don’t be that way! 别那样!
33. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！
34. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
35. I wish I had never met you 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
36. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！
37. Don’t give me your attitude 别跟我摆架子。
38. You piss me off.你气死我了。
39. That‘s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
40. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!
41. Get lost滚开!
42. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
43. 骂人的英语句子
44. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
45. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！
46. go to hell! 去死!
47. How dare you! 你敢!
48. Don’t bother me 别烦我。
49. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！
50. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么!
51. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
52. freak 怪物
53. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了!
54. You have a lot of nerve 脸皮真厚。
55. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
56. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事!
57. Who says? 谁说的?
58. Don’t touch me! 别碰我!
59. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗?
60. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
61. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
62. Don‘t be that way! 别那样!
63. You’ve ruined everything、全都让你搞砸了。
64. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑!
65. You make me so mad、你气死我了啦。
66. I don’t want to see you! 我不愿再见到你!
67. Pervert !变态、流氓
68. I can’t believe a word you say 我才不信你呢!
69. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子!
70. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
71. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了！
72. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
73. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你!
74. I loathe you! 我讨厌你!
75. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊?
76. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
77. I hate you! 我讨厌你!
78. son of bitch xxx
79. You’re a pain in the ass、你这讨厌鬼。
80. What did you say? 你说什么?
81. That’s terrible. 真糟糕!
82. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。
83. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
84. Fuck off. 滚蛋。
85. You’re nothing to me 你对我什么都不是。
86. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！
87. Shut up! 闭嘴！
88. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！
89. You’re crazy! 你疯了！
90. You’ve ruined everything 全都让你搞砸了。
骂人的搞笑英语句子 篇六
1. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses.别找借口。
2. Who says? 谁说的？
3. I can’t believe a word you say、我才不信你呢!
4. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!
5. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！
6. Enough is enough! 够了够了！
7. How dare you! 你敢！
8. You make me so mad你气死我了啦。
9. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子!
10. Get out of my life 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
11. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
12. Get out of my life. 从我的生活中消失吧。
13. Poser!耍大牌
14. Damn you!
15. stupid idlot白痴
16. You’re such a bitch! 你这个婊子!
17. You xxx! 你这杂种！
18. Get lost.滚开！
19. Drop dead 去死吧!
20. You’re crazy! 你疯了!
21. Cut it out 省省吧。
22. You asked for it. 你自找的。
23. I could kill you! 我宰了你！
24. You’ll be sorry 你会后悔的。
25. You look guilty 你看上去心虚。
26. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
27. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！
28. Leave me alone. 走开。
29. I hate you! 我讨厌你！
30. It’s not my fault. 不是我的错。
31. It’s not my fault.不是我的错。
32. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了!
33. I’m fed up 我厌倦了。
34. I’m fed up. 我厌倦了。
35. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
36. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)
37. You're just a good for nothing bum!你真是一个废物！/你一无是处！
38. I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。
39. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了!
40. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听!
