染雾英语幽默小故事 篇一
The Confused Traveler
Once upon a time, there was a traveler who was known for his absent-mindedness. He had a habit of getting lost in every place he visited. One day, he decided to go on a trip to a foreign country.
The traveler arrived at the airport and realized that he had forgotten to bring his passport. He rushed back home to retrieve it and then returned to the airport. Finally, he boarded the plane and embarked on his adventure.
Upon arriving at his destination, the traveler rented a car to explore the city. However, he soon found himself lost in the maze of unfamiliar streets. He decided to ask for directions and pulled over to a nearby gas station.
The traveler approached the gas station attendant and asked, "Excuse me, can you please tell me how to get to the city center?"
The attendant looked at him with a puzzled expression and replied, "Sir, you are already in the city center!"
Embarrassed, the traveler thanked the attendant and quickly left. He continued driving aimlessly, hoping to stumble upon his desired destination. After driving around for hours, he finally spotted a tourist information center.
Determined to get the right directions, the traveler walked into the center and approached the receptionist. He asked, "Can you please tell me how to get to the city center?"
The receptionist raised an eyebrow and replied, "Sir, you are already in the city center!"
Startled, the traveler couldn't believe his ears. He wondered how he could be in the city center when he hadn't seen any famous landmarks or attractions. Feeling frustrated, he decided to give up on exploring the city and head back to his hotel.
As he walked back to his car, the traveler noticed a map hanging on the wall of the tourist information center. He glanced at it and realized his mistake. The map clearly indicated that he had been driving in the city center all along.
Feeling foolish but relieved, the traveler laughed at himself. He realized that his absent-mindedness had once again led him astray. From that day on, he made sure to double-check his directions and carry a map with him at all times.
The moral of the story is that sometimes, the answers we seek are right in front of us. We just need to pay attention and not let our absent-mindedness get the best of us.
英语幽默小故事 篇二
The Clever Barber
In a small town, there was a barber known for his wit and humor. He had a unique way of making his customers laugh while cutting their hair. People from all around the town would visit his shop not only for a haircut but also for a good laugh.
One day, a man entered the barber shop and sat on the chair. The barber, with his usual charm, started engaging the man in a conversation. As he began cutting the man's hair, the barber asked, "So, what do you do for a living?"
The man replied, "I'm a teacher."
The barber grinned mischievously and said, "Ah, a teacher! I have a riddle for you then. If you can answer it correctly, I will give you a free haircut."
The man, intrigued, agreed to the challenge. The barber asked, "What has a heart that doesn't beat?"
The man pondered for a moment and then confidently replied, "A deck of cards!"
Impressed by the man's quick thinking, the barber chuckled and declared, "You're absolutely right! Your haircut is on the house."
Word spread quickly about the clever barber and his riddles. Soon, more and more customers came to his shop not only for a haircut but also for a chance to solve his riddles.
One day, a lawyer entered the barber shop. As the barber began cutting his hair, he asked, "So, what do you do for a living?"
The lawyer replied, "I'm a lawyer."
The barber's eyes lit up, and he said, "Ah, a lawyer! I have a riddle for you too. If you can answer it correctly, I will give you a free haircut."
The lawyer, intrigued by the challenge, agreed. The barber asked, "What has a hundred legs but can't walk?"
The lawyer thought for a moment and then confidently replied, "A hundred pairs of pants!"
The barber burst into laughter and exclaimed, "You're absolutely right! Your haircut is on the house."
From that day on, the barber's reputation as the town's cleverest barber grew even stronger. People would flock to his shop not only for a haircut but also for a chance to solve his riddles and enjoy his witty banter.
The clever barber's ability to bring joy and laughter to his customers made him a beloved figure in the town. His shop became a gathering place where people could escape their worries and enjoy a good laugh, all while getting a stylish haircut.
英语幽默小故事 篇三
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
幽默故事翻译：送给女友的礼物
在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。
那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”
英语幽默小故事 篇四
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
英语幽默小故事 篇五
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeeper said to her, "Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse."
The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in it. She did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the trap.
Surprisingly, the picture of the cheese was quite successful! When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!
幽默故事翻译：势均力敌
有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过。她很害怕老鼠，所以她冲出屋子，搭上了公共汽车直奔商店。在那儿，她买了一只老鼠夹。店主告诉她：“放点奶酪在里面，很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的。”
这位女士带着鼠夹回到家里，但她没有在碗橱里找到奶酪。她不想再回到商店里去，因为已经很晚了。于是，她就从一份杂志中剪下一幅奶酪的图片放进了夹子。
令人称奇的`是，这画有奶酪的图片竟然奏效了!第二天早上，这位女士下楼到厨房时，发现鼠夹里奶酪图片旁有一张画有老鼠的图片!
英语幽默小故事 篇六
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I‘d pulled you out, they‘d chuck me in."
幽默故事翻译：最好的奖赏
一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。
“最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”
