染雾英语幽默故事短文 篇一
标题：The Misunderstood Conversation
Once upon a time, there were two friends, Jack and Tom. One day, they decided to have a picnic in the park. They packed their food, drinks, and a portable grill. They found a perfect spot under a big tree and started setting up their picnic.
Jack took out the grill and said to Tom, "I'll go find some firewood for the grill. You start preparing the food." Tom nodded and began unpacking the sandwiches and fruits.
After a while, Jack returned with a pile of logs. He looked at the grill and said, "Tom, we need to start a fire to cook the food. Can you help me with that?" Tom, who was focused on arranging the sandwiches, replied, "Sure, I'll go get the matches from the car."
Tom hurriedly went to the car and returned with a box of matches. He handed them to Jack, who was puzzled. He said, "Tom, why did you bring matches? We need firewood to start the fire."
Tom looked confused and said, "But you asked me to help you start a fire. That's why I brought matches."
Jack burst into laughter and explained, "No, Tom! I meant we should use the firewood to build a fire, not the matches. I'll show you."
Jack then proceeded to arrange the logs in a pyramid shape and used the matches to light the fire. Tom felt embarrassed but joined in the laughter. They both realized how miscommunication can lead to hilarious situations.
From that day on, Jack and Tom always made sure to clarify their instructions to avoid any misunderstandings. They had a great picnic, enjoying delicious grilled food and sharing many more funny stories.
The lesson they learned was valuable - clear communication is key to understanding each other. They cherished their friendship even more, knowing that laughter and good times can arise from simple misunderstandings.
英语幽默故事短文 篇二
标题：The Talking Dog
In a small town, there was a man named John who had a dog named Max. Max was no ordinary dog - he could talk! John loved showing off Max's talent to his friends and neighbors.
One day, John took Max to the local park. As they were walking, they came across a group of people who were amazed to see a talking dog. One person asked Max, "Can you really talk, or is it just a trick?"
Max confidently replied, "Yes, I can talk. I've been learning human language for years."
Everyone gasped in astonishment. They bombarded Max with questions, and he answered each one with wit and humor. People were amazed by his intelligence and sense of humor.
As the crowd grew larger, a skeptical man approached Max and said, "Prove it! Tell me, what's on top of a house?"
Max thought for a moment and replied, "Roof."
The man was not satisfied and said, "No, you're wrong! It's the roof!"
Max laughed and said, "Well, if you're going to talk dog language, then you're right!"
The crowd erupted in laughter, and even the skeptical man couldn't help but smile. Max's clever response won over everyone's hearts.
From that day on, Max became a local celebrity. He was invited to schools, TV shows, and even appeared in newspapers. People couldn't get enough of his unique talent and his ability to bring laughter to their lives.
John and Max continued to enjoy their adventures together, spreading joy and laughter wherever they went. Max's remarkable ability to communicate with humans, combined with his humor, made him a beloved member of the community.
The story of Max taught everyone that sometimes, extraordinary things can happen in the most unexpected ways. Max reminded them to embrace uniqueness and to find joy and humor in the simplest of things.
英语幽默故事短文 篇三
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
if only men would listen.
英语幽默故事短文 篇四
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.
But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him t
oo. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.
"How old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
英语幽默故事短文 篇五
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
英语幽默故事短文 篇六
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested
in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for
ten or 15 cents each.
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was
a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill.
"Keep the change," he said.
