染雾骂人的搞笑英语句子大全 篇一
Are you always this stupid, or are you just making a special effort today?
你是一直这么蠢，还是今天特别努力呢？
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
我不知道你的问题是什么，但我敢打赌它很难发音。
I'm not saying you're stupid, but you have the vocabulary of a potato.
我不是说你蠢，但你的词汇量就像土豆一样。
I envy people who have not met you.
我羡慕那些没有见过你的人。
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
如果无知就是幸福，那你一定是这个星球上最幸福的人。
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
我一直在想为什么飞盘越来越大，然后我被击中了。
You must have a low opinion of yourself if you think I care about your opinion of me.
如果你认为我在乎你对我的看法，那你一定对自己的看法很低。
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
我想从你的角度看问题，但我好像无法把我的头伸得那么深。
If I had a dollar for every brain cell you have, I'd have one dollar.
如果我有一个美元，每个美元代表你的一个脑细胞，那我只会有一个美元。
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
我没有时间，也没有蜡笔来给你解释这个。
骂人的搞笑英语句子大全 篇二
I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
我不是肛肠科医生，但我知道什么是混蛋。
It's a shame that you're not as good at everything as you are at being a jerk.
很遗憾，你在任何事情上都不如你在当混蛋上的能力。
I'm sorry, did I give you the impression that I actually care about what you think?
对不起，我有给你一种我真的在乎你的看法的印象吗？
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
如果我想听混蛋说话，我会放屁。
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
我不是在侮辱你，我只是在形容你。
If you were any less intelligent, we'd have to water you twice a week.
如果你再笨一点，我们每周就要给你浇两次水了。
I'm impressed, I've never met someone who's so consistently wrong.
我很震惊，我从未遇到过一个如此一直错误的人。
You're like a goldfish, but without the charm.
你就像一条没有魅力的金鱼。
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you have a face only a mother could love. If she's blind.
我不是说你丑，我只是说你的脸只有妈妈才会喜欢。如果她是盲人。
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
你的父母有没有让你离家出走过？
以上是骂人的搞笑英语句子大全的两篇文章。希望它们能给你带来一些欢乐和轻松的时刻。请记住，这些句子仅供娱乐和幽默之用，不应用于伤害他人的目的。
骂人的搞笑英语句子大全 篇三
1. You asked for it、你自找的。
2. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听!
3. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
4. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。
5. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?
6. Enough is enough! 够了够了！
7. You’re a pain in the ass、你这讨厌鬼。
8. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！
9. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！
10. Drop dead. 去死吧!
11. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了！
12. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次!
13. You make me so mad、你气死我了啦。
14. That’s your problem. 那是你的问题。
15. go to hell！ 去死！
16. 骂人的英语单词
17. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了!
18. I can’t believe a word you say、我才不信你呢!
19. Don’t give me your shoot. 别跟我胡扯。
20. Look at the meyou’ve made! 你搞得一团糟!
21. Playing with fire 找死
22. I can’t help it. 我没办法。
23. SOB=son of a bitch! xxx!
24. You’re crazy! 你疯了!
25. How dare you! 你敢！
26. Nerd 书呆子
27. 骂人的英语句子
28. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人!
29. Don’t make so much noise. I’m working. 别吵，我在干活。
30. You’re away too far. 你太过分了。
31. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么！
32. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊?
33. Don’t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨！
34. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用）
35. I detest you! 我恨你！
36. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑！
37. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话！
38. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx！
39. I don’t want to see you! 我不愿再见到你!
40. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子！
41. I’m telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次！
42. your mother xxxing bull shit ！TMD一派胡言！
43. You are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病！
44. go to hell! 去死!
45. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around!别鬼混了！
46. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦！
47. Don’t give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。
48. Enough is enough! 够了够了!
49. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了!
50. You’re nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。
51. Don‘t be that way! 别那样!
52. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思？
53. You xxx! 你这杂种！
54. Get the hell out of here! 滚开!
55. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做！
56. That’s terrible、真糟糕！
57. whore xxx
58. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!/ 你一无是处!
59. Who says? 谁说的？
60. You never tell the truth！ 你从来就不说实话！
61. You never tell the truth! 你从来就不说实话!
62. You‘re so carele你真粗心。
63. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗？
64. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你!
65. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!
66. I loathe you! 我讨厌你！
67. suck for you SB
68. You’re crazy! 你疯了！
69. What did you say? 你说什么？
70. freak 怪物
71. I could kill you! 我宰了你!
72. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses.别找借口。
73. You’re a disgrace. 你真丢人！
74. Who says? 谁说的?
75. bitch 婊子
76. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用)
77. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你！
78. Damn you!
79. You’re a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。
80. I’ve had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。
81. stupid idlot白痴
82. Drop dead. 去死吧！
83. Don’t nag me! 别在我面前唠叨!
84. get out！ 滚！
骂人的搞笑英语句子大全 篇四
1. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不该那样做!
2. Leave me alone. 走开。
3. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了!
4. Shut up! 闭嘴!
5. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。
6. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事?
7. get out! 滚!
8. We’re through.我们完了!
9. What the hell is going on with that god damn dirty language stuff？那个满口脏话的家伙***的到底在干什么？
10. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!
11. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。
12. Who says?谁说的？
13. You’re impossible. 你真不可救药。
14. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话?
15. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。
16. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？
17. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个！
18. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿！
19. That‘s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
20. Cut it out. 省省吧。
21. You’re an xxx. 你这缺德鬼。
22. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!
23. Bullshit! 胡说!
24. 英语骂人的话
25. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?
26. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!
27. Don’t push me ! 别逼我!
28. We’re through. 我们完了!
29. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!
30. You’re so careless. 你真粗心。
31. You're just a good for nothing bum!你真是一个废物！/你一无是处！
32. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你!
33. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。
34. You xxx! 你这杂种!
35. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你！
36. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！
37. Pervert !变态、流氓
38. I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。
39. I don’t want to see you! 我不愿再见到你！
40. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve everheard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!
41. It’s not my fault.不是我的错。
42. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子！
43. stupid jerk xxx
44. Don't push me !别逼我！
45. dick 老二
46. I’m about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了！
47. Don’t you dare
come back again! 你敢再回来！
48. Don’t give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。
49. Get lost.滚开!
50. You’re a joke! 你真是一个小丑!
51. That’s terrible、真糟糕!
52. I could kill you! 我宰了你！
53. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说?
54. You are out of your mind.你脑子有毛病!
55. You're just a good for nothing bum!你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
56. Who do you think you’re talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话？
57. What do you think you are doing? 你知道你在做什么吗?
58. I’m sick of it. 我都腻了。
59. I’ll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你!
60. You’re son of bi-tc-h! 婊-子养的!
61. You’re such a bitch! 你这个**!
62. Get over yourself.别自以为是。
63. Don’t bother me. 别烦我。
64. Don’t you dare come back again! 你敢再回来!
65. You're a joke!你真是一个小丑！
66. We‘re through 我们完了!
67. Don't bother me.别烦我。
68. You’re a disgrace、你真丢人！
69. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？
70. You're such a bitch!你这个**！
71. Poser!耍大牌
72. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的！
73. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！
74. What do you want? 你想怎么样？
75. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了!
76. your mother xxxing bull shit !TMD一派胡言!
77. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？
78. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!
79. I detest you!我恨你！
80. Can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。
81. You've ruined everything.全都让你搞砸了。
82. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！
83. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事！
84. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!
85. Nonsense! 鬼话!!
86. That’s terrible. 真糟糕！
87. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)
88. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！）
89. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？
90. You stupid jerk!你这xxx！
91. I hate you! 我讨厌你!
92. I can’t believe your never. 你好大的胆子!
93. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿!
94. I don’t want to hear it. 我不想听！
95. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦！
96. Get out of my life. 从我的生活中消失吧。
97. You’re just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物！
98. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事!
99. Don’t touch me! 别碰我！
100. Don’t touch me! 别碰我!
101. Don’t be that way! 别那样！
102. Get off my back、少跟我罗嗦。
103. Just look at what you’ve done! 看看你都做了些什么!
104. You piss me off. 你气死我了。
105. You're so careless.你真粗心。
106. That’s what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!
107. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了！
108. Shut up! 闭嘴！
109. You piss me off.你气死我了。
110. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？
111. Look at the mess you’ve made! 你搞得一团糟!
112. I can’t believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢!
113. I loathe you! 我讨厌你!
114. I can’t take it anymore. 我受不了了！
115. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!
116. Don’t give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。
117. Fuck off. 滚蛋。
118. xxx you! x你x
119. I’m not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦!
120. You’ve gone too far! 你太过分了！
121. xxx off. 滚蛋。
122. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！
123. Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的时间了!
124. What’s the meaning of this? 这是什么意思?
125. I detest you! 我恨你!
126. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!
127. Get lost.滚开！
128. How dare you! 你敢!
129. Get off my back.少跟我罗嗦。
130. Don't be that way!别那样！
131. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说？
132. No more excuses. 别找借口。
133. What did you say? 你说什么?
134. We’re through.我们完了！
135. Don’t look at me like that. 别那样看着我。
136. You asked for it. 你自找的。
137. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。
138. It’s unfair. 太不公平了。
139. xxx 屁眼
140. Don’t be that way! 别那样!
141. You’re such a bitch! 你这个婊子!
142. Take a hike!哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。
骂人的搞笑英语句子大全 篇五
1. I can’t take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦!
2. You stupid jerk! 你这xxx!
3. You’re such a bi-tc-h! 你这个婊-子!
4. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊？
5. Knock it off. 少来这一套。
6. It’s none of your business. 关你屁事!
7. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个!
8. Why on earth didn’t you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话?
9. You’ll be sorry. 你会后悔的。
10. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊?
11. Don’t push me ! 别逼我！
12. That’s your problem.那是你的问题。
13. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事！
