染雾幽默爆笑英语故事 篇一
Once upon a time, in a small village in England, there lived a man named John. John was known for his incredible sense of humor and his ability to make everyone around him laugh. One day, he decided to enter a comedy competition to showcase his talent.
The competition was held in a large theater, and people from all over the country came to participate. John was feeling nervous but excited as he took the stage. He began his performance by telling a classic joke:
"Why don't scientists trust atoms?"
The audience waited eagerly for the punchline. John paused for a moment, building up the suspense. Then, he said with a mischievous grin, "Because they make up everything!"
The theater erupted with laughter. John's joke was an instant hit, and he continued to tell one funny joke after another. His timing, delivery, and wit were impeccable, and the audience couldn't get enough of him.
As the competition progressed, John's confidence grew. He decided to take a risk and try out a new joke that he had been working on. He said, "I'm currently reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
The audience burst into laughter once again, applauding John's cleverness. He was on a roll, and it seemed like nothing could stop him.
However, as John was about to tell his final joke, a loud noise interrupted him. It was his own stomach growling! The entire theater fell silent, and John's face turned beet red. He had forgotten to eat before going on stage.
Without missing a beat, John looked at the audience and said, "Well, I guess that's my cue to wrap it up. My stomach is telling me it's time for dinner!"
The audience burst into laughter, applauding John's quick thinking and ability to turn an embarrassing moment into a comedic one. He took a bow and left the stage, receiving a standing ovation from the impressed crowd.
John may not have won the competition, but he had certainly won the hearts of everyone in the theater that day. His ability to make people laugh, even in the face of adversity, was truly remarkable.
From that day forward, John became a local legend, and his name was synonymous with laughter and joy. He continued to entertain people with his jokes and stories, bringing smiles to faces wherever he went.
幽默爆笑英语故事 篇二
Once upon a time, in a small town in the United States, there lived a man named Tom. Tom was known for his love of practical jokes and his ability to make even the most serious situations humorous. One day, he decided to prank his best friend, Jack, to see if he could make him laugh even in the most unexpected circumstances.
Tom knew that Jack was extremely afraid of spiders, so he came up with a plan to scare him. He bought a realistic-looking fake spider and carefully placed it on Jack's desk, right next to his coffee mug. He couldn't wait to see Jack's reaction.
The next morning, Jack walked into his office and sat down at his desk, completely unaware of the prank that awaited him. As he reached for his coffee mug, he noticed the spider out of the corner of his eye. His heart started racing, and he froze in fear.
Tom, who was watching from a distance, couldn't contain his laughter. He burst into the room, pointing at the spider and shouting, "It's alive! Run for your life, Jack!"
Jack jumped out of his chair, knocking over his coffee mug in the process. He looked at Tom with a mix of fear and anger, but then he realized it was just a prank. Relieved, he started laughing along with Tom.
"You got me good, Tom! I can't believe I fell for that," Jack said, wiping away tears of laughter.
Tom grinned and replied, "I knew I could make you laugh, no matter what. Life's too short to be serious all the time!"
From that day forward, Tom and Jack became known as the dynamic duo of comedy in their town. They continued to play pranks on each other and bring laughter to everyone they met.
Their friendship was strengthened through humor, and they always found a way to turn even the most mundane situations into something hilarious. They reminded everyone around them to not take life too seriously and to always find joy in the simplest of things.
And so, their legacy of laughter lived on, inspiring others to embrace the power of humor and bring smiles to the faces of those around them.
幽默爆笑英语故事 篇三
After many years of wanting an automatic-teller card, I finally got one. The first time I used it was at a bank machine in a nearby college town. A student was there, when I arrived，and I asked him if he'd like to help me figure out the proper procedure.
多少年来我总盼望有张自动取款卡，现在我终于有了。记得第一次我在大学城附近的一个银行自动提款机上使用我的卡时，我问站在旁边的'一个学生，是否能帮我使用这个机器的程序。“当然，”他回答。
"Sure，"he replied.
我向他解择说我想存一笔钱。他打断了我说:“我想我帮不了你了，我从未存过钱.”
I explained that I wanted to make a deposit. He cut me off and said, "I don't think I can help you. I've never made a deposit.”
幽默爆笑英语故事 篇四
On a visit to the United States，Gorbachev met a Russian who had immigrated to this country. "What do you do for a living here?"the Soviet leader asked him.
在出访美国期间，戈尔巴乔夫遇见了一位移居美国的俄国人。“你在这儿靠什么谋生?”苏联的领导问他。
"My brother, my sister and I work in a big factory.”
“我哥、我妹和我在一个大工厂工作.”
"How do these capitalist bosses treat you?"
“那儿的资本家对你们怎样?”
"Just fine，"answered the man.“In fact，if you are walking home from work, the boss picks you up in his big car and drives you to your door. Another time，he treats you to a dinner in an expensive restaurant. Sometimes h
e takes you home for the weekend and buys you presents.”
“还不错，”那人回答，“事实上，如果你下班回家，老板会让你搭坐他的豪华车，把你送到家。有时侯，他还请你去豪华的饭店吃一顿。有时候，他邀你到他家去度周末，还送给你礼物。”
Gorbachev was stunned.”How often does this happen?"
戈尔巴乔夫很吃惊:“这种事多久有一回?”
"Well，to me，actually never. But to my sister，several times. "
“嗯，对我嘛，还没有一次呢。但对我妹妹，已经有好几次了。”
幽默爆笑英语故事 篇五
Several years ago, the Connecticut state police were required to put chains on their tires after the first snowfall.One officer, failing to do so，found himself in a skid that flipped the car over onto its roof.
几年前，康涅狄格州的警方对警察们有这样一个要求——在下第一场雪后，把车胎上加上铁链。有一个警官就没这么做，也巧他在一次车子打滑中翻了车，车底朝上。
A woman called the police station to report the accident. In reply to inquires on the officer's condition，she said，"Well，he seems okay, but you'd better get. someone out here real quick. He's standing on the car，putting chains on the tires !”
一位妇女给警方打电话报告了这个事玫。在问其该警官的处境时，她报告说:“他看上去没事儿，不过，你们最好快点把他弄走，他正站在车底盘上给轮胎套链子呢!"
幽默爆笑英语故事 篇六
One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained，" and cut my face.”
一个星期天的早上，牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布，“刮脸的时候，我在考虑我的说教词，”他解释着，“所以就把脸划破了。”
Afterward，in the collection plate，he found a note:"Next time，why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "
布道之后，在捐款盘上，他发现一个纸条，上面写着:“下次，为什么不考虑一下你的脸，而把说教词划了呢?"
